Just when you thought he was gone forever...

Uncle Salty shared a sweet little treat with us via youtube link this morning. If this ain't a motto to live by, I don't know what is!

Uncle Salty's Shameless Plug of the Day

Lots of good new stuff going on in Uncle Salty's Corner. Including an article on "What to do if a body part falls off." Here's how he's making sure that knowledge gets out there! Don't forget the "shmear".

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Skeet In the Office with Salty

Yes, you read that correctly. Salty is CONSTANTLY saying "Skeet" in the office. He believes that "gleeking" is called "skeeting". Apparently he's not familiar with the Lil' John definition of this colorful word. In fact, just this morning after accidentally spiting on me whilst talking, he declared, "Oh sorry, I just skeeted on you."

Salty followed up with an email attempting to prove his definition correct:

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A Few Additions to Crazy, Er Uncle Salty's, Corner!

Well, Salty took off early to take one of his bazillion dogs to the Vet. But he didn't leave us hanging, there are new and important additions to the corner!

Don't mess with Mommy, have a good day damnit!

Anna is ALWAYS watching. Salty thinks he's Anna and loves to judge and criticize his ladies and their looks. Total fashion whore. 

I'm only surprised this didn't make the corner sooner...

The most surprising thing about this post is that Salty wrote it all himself based on knowledge he gained from his many science magazines.

Easily the most important piece of advice Salty has for the world. Definitely don't send another minute moist peeps.

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Apparently All Uncle Saltys Will Take a Stance MoFo!

Oh it's true. A restaurant called "Olde Salty's", located in North Carolina no less (home of the original Uncle Salty), has banned screaming kids. Salty would totes do that!!



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Uncle Salty's Long Lost Son

I don't even know how it would be possible for Uncle Salty to have a son this young...but alas, I have found him.

Apple don't fall far from the tree, y'all.

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Add This to the Dictionary - Salty Has Spoken

Oh Salty, he's known to butcher words, that's for sure. But it's not often that we're treated to an entirely new word! Salty's vocabulary is quite expansive. We encourage you to commit this to memory.

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