Customer Service Totally Ruins My Special Moments

Ahhh a trip down memory lane. This may be the first time that I was introduced to Uncle Salty's extreme anger. But it certainly wasn't the last! Let's review and evaluate one of Uncle Salty's exceptionally crafted emails to a customer service department that has gone and done him wrong!

And so it begins.....

  























How nice, a response!

And then.....

Let this be a lesson. If you mess up Uncle Salty's special day, you will get an email about it!!!

 Posted by Guest Blogger: HSmith

Uncle Salty's Corner

Last week, Uncle Salty decided that our spare kitchen at work was depressing and needed some Uncle Salty flair. Naturally, that translated into a cork-board collage of the following:

• A sign designating this as "Uncle Salty's Corner" 
• Interesting article that shows Salty's depth of knowledge and character
• Words to live by (a.k.a. frontier gibberish)
• About 1,000 pushpins

Believe it:

And a close-up on those words of wisdom:

Let your brain marinate on that, bitches.

Post By Guest Blogger: Clarkie

Crazy Train, Leaving the Station

Okay, the only way to start this blog is with an introduction. Try to keep up. Uncle Salty is near and dear to our hearts. He tells us completely inappropriate, and totally hilarious, things every day of our lives. Who are we to keep these to ourselves? We have decided that we can't keep a lid on this hilarity any longer. We give you www.vodkapoopsglittersuckit.blogspot.com Your one and only source into the scandalous life of the insane asylum's elite, yes we mean Uncle Salty. We'll post his funny stories, his off-color jokes, his hilarious rants on unsuspecting customer service people, his drunk voicemails, you name it.

We encourage you to hop on board the crazy train, if you think that you can handle it. And if you can't, well then SUCKIT.