Crazy Train, Leaving the Station

Okay, the only way to start this blog is with an introduction. Try to keep up. Uncle Salty is near and dear to our hearts. He tells us completely inappropriate, and totally hilarious, things every day of our lives. Who are we to keep these to ourselves? We have decided that we can't keep a lid on this hilarity any longer. We give you www.vodkapoopsglittersuckit.blogspot.com Your one and only source into the scandalous life of the insane asylum's elite, yes we mean Uncle Salty. We'll post his funny stories, his off-color jokes, his hilarious rants on unsuspecting customer service people, his drunk voicemails, you name it.

We encourage you to hop on board the crazy train, if you think that you can handle it. And if you can't, well then SUCKIT.